I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.
why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
Well, that took an unexpected turn.
so did their neck
So are they
when im dead sext me through a ouija board